What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 00:31
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
What is truer than that which is true?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
TEXT:
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.